汉译英，帮我翻译一下，好的我会加分的，还有，帮我讲个英文笑话

英文：1. I am not happy, I will walk out, scattered, alone to enjoy this one a lonely, and then Shui Yijue, forget unhappy things. Sometimes talk to friends, why not give vent to their happy, will feel better after.
2, yes, I think our athletes in the Games this session on the performance of very prominent. Won 51 gold medals and 100 medals, created in China in the Olympic Games the best results, while total number of gold medals in one stroke over the United States, to enter the Chinese Olympic era, I am very proud of. At the same time, represents a complete 100, is a good end, the Corps also hope that China made in the next Olympic Games, results.
3, I think, in modern society, every one of us can not be separated from network. In their work, we can understand our needs through the network of information, we publish the information, you can communicate with customers through the Internet. In life, I can every day through the network news, search for the information they need, increasing their exposure. At the same time through the Internet can download their favorite songs, instead of spending money.
4, I think, in English Learning, one of the most important is to adhere to, a little progress each day, time for a long time, we will achieve a breakthrough. Another point is that as far as possible the use of the things you have just learned, and good friends to share, this is an upgrade path.
日文：1 。私は幸せ、私は、歩いて行くのは、散在し、この1つだけを楽しむ孤独な、と入力し、 shui yijue 、不幸なことを忘れています。时には友达と话をする、なぜ彼らは怒りを爆発さ幸せ、后は気分が良くなる。
2 、はい、私たちの选手は、ゲーム上このセッションでのパフォーマンスに非常に目立つようになりました。ウォンと、 100个のメダル51个の金メダルを获得、中国でのオリンピックで作成すると最良の结果、间の合计数を1打差の金メダルを获得、米国、中国语を入力してオリンピックの时代に、私は非常に夸りに思っています。それと同时に、 100は、完全には、良い终了して、中国队も期待しては、次のオリンピックは、结果です。
3 、私が思うに、现代社会は、私たちごとに1つのネットワークから分离することはできません。その仕事は、私たちは私たちのニーズを理解し、ネットワーク経由の情报については、私たち公开する情报については、顾客とすることができますインターネットを介して通信します。人生と同じで、私は毎日ネットワークを介してニュース、検索に必要な情报を、比率を増やしている。それと同时にインターネットを介して、自分の好きな曲をダウンロードし、代わりにお金を使う。
4 、私が思うに、英语学习に、最も重要なの1つに固执するのは、ほとんど进展が见られない毎日、时间は、长い时间、我々は突破口を达成する。别のポイントは、使用する场合、可能な限りのことを学んだあなたは、ちょうど、いい友达を共有すると、これは、アップグレードパスを入力します。

你是自己懒的写吗？这么多都交给别人做。
1. When I am not happy, I'd like to walk outside. I will enjoy the feeling of loneliness and then go to sleep, forget unhappy things. Sometimes I will talk to my friends, tell them why I am sad and after that I will feel better.
2.Yes, I am agree with that chinese Olympics players all did a good job in this Olympics games.We got 51 golds and 100 medals. They creat the best achievement in Olympics games. at the same time, we have more golds than Ameirca,and we step into the china time, I feel so proud of that. I think 100 is perfect ending, I hope we can get a better achievement in next Olympics games.
3.I think we can't leave the internet in the mordern society. At work, we can get the information we need and promulgate our information and we can communicate with clients. In our life, we can learn news everyday, search the infomation we need and to increase our knowledge.We can download our favourite music on line for free.
4.I think the most inportant thing in our studying English is insist on it. We can get a progress a little everyday. We can get a big progress if we can insist for a long time.Another point for it is to use your new words as more as you can, share with your friends , all of these are good ways to progress.
尽我所能写的了，累死我了。--^

1。I am not happy, I will walk out, scattered, alone to enjoy this one a lonely, and then Shui Yijue, forget unhappy things. Sometimes talk to friends, why not give vent to their happy, will feel better after.
2。Yes, I think our athletes in the Games this session on the performance of very prominent. Won 51 gold medals and 100 medals, created in China in the Olympic Games the best results, while total number of gold medals in one stroke over the United States, to enter the Chinese Olympic era, I am very proud of. At the same time, represents a complete 100, is a good end, the Corps also hope that China made in the next Olympic Games, results.
3。I think in modern society, every one of us can not be separated from network. In their work, we can understand our needs through the network of information, we publish the information, you can communicate with customers through the Internet. In life, I can every day through the network news, search for the information they need, increasing their exposure. At the same time through the Internet can download their favorite songs, instead of spending money.
4。I think, in English Learning, one of the most important is to adhere to, a little progress each day, time for a long time, we will achieve a breakthrough. Another point is that as far as possible the use of the things you have just learned, and good friends to share, this is an upgrade path.

1. I am unhappy, I will exit to take a walk, alone a person will enjoy this loneliness, will then sleep, forgets the unhappy matter. Sometimes also will pour out to the good friend, divulges itself not to be why unhappy, afterward will feel the good spot. 2, I thought that our country athletes display at this games are prominent. Has won 51 gold medals, 100 medals, have created our country's at Olympic Games best total of points, simultaneously the gold medal total surpasses the US at one fell swoop, causes the Olympic Games to enter the Chinese time, makes me to feel that is arrogant. At the same time, 100 are representing completely, was a good conclusion, also hoped that the Chinese regiment made the number progress at the next Olympic Games. 3, I thought that in the modern society, our each people cannot leave the network. In the work, we may through the network understand we need the information, issued our information, may communicates through the network and the customer. In the life, I may through the network understanding news, search for oneself need every day the information, grows own experience. Simultaneously may download the song which through the network oneself like, but does not need to spend. 4, I thought that in English study, most important one is insisted, progresses every day little, the time has been long, will have the breakthrough. Also some point is the thing which as far as possible used you just to learn, shared with the good friend, this was also a promotion way.